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patriot missile

The act of intercepting another's penis, with your penis, before insertion into a vagina. This is usually done with the element of surprise.
Yo, Pat patriot missiled my dick last night right before I was gonna get balls deep in Cindy.
by cullinap December 17, 2014
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Patriot League

The World Premier NCAA Division One Athletic Conference. This league has the finest combination of Athletic Prowness, Academic Excellence and upper class prestige in all of college sports. The Patriot league produces scholars, bussiness people, athletics, and professionals who have come to dominate and transcend contemporary American society, and by doing so elevating the prestige of the Patriot League to unfathomable heights.
Warren Buffet, Harvard Law School, Chelsea High Rise Apartments, and Walter Chroncite combined sorta come close to the prestige of the Patriot League, but nah I'm probably just biased having gone to an ACC school.
by stillinschool November 9, 2012
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Patriotic Quilt

a majestic quilt made by the patricarchy. sold by moris and boris for only $10,000 a quilt. from the land of the free, however flawed that freedom may be.
Steven: 'I just bought a patriotic quilt from Moris and Boris'

Kevin: 'Wow i've always wanted one'
by swimmingmoose January 7, 2022
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Patriot Party

A considered right-wing party to be created by Donald Trump, that will split off from the Republican Party, creating a new major party. The proposed party gained a lot of traction after Trump discussed and considered creating it recently. The proposed party is likely not going to be created anytime soon, people claim, but nonetheless has gained massive support from pro-Trump supporters and a majority of soon-to-be previous Republican voters, if the party is created.

I figured I would create an honest definition for the Patriot Party, because it's no lie that this site is subject to bias.
Person 1: Are you going to vote for the patriot party?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!
by Politically Frustrated Guy January 28, 2021
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patriot day

Patriot Day is the day when a group of individuals spend the entire day (anywhere from 11 am to 11:30 pm) at the Patriot Cinemas in East Providence, RI. Because the theater shows second run movies one can spend the entire day watching movies for less than $10.
"The government authorized Patriot Day is tomorrow! Let's plan our Patriot Day on the actual Patriot Day!"
"Yeah!"
by Ben Jam'in' April 26, 2007
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Patriot Logic

Patriot Logic(noun) -Patriot Logic: (noun) The art of ignoring any negative history regarding your franchise and only referring to recent success.Made famous by the New England Patriot fan base. (See Bandwagon, as well as mental midget)
Jimmy the retarded Chowdaead boldly uses his Patriot Logic

"The New England Patriots have always been the greatest foot ball team and always will be."

His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Pats were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."

"No way" says Jimmy

Look it up says Billy

"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up
by Bigmike87 November 20, 2006
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Patriot's Village

The ghetto of George Mason University. Patriot's Village (or the PV's, as they are more commonly known) resembles seedy, rundown motels and trailors located in the middle of nowhere. The area is known for it's zero security, and the residents are typically drug addicts, raging alcoholics, or poor as dirt.
Mary: I live in Patriot's Village.
Joe: I am so, so sorry for you...
by InQuietNight October 1, 2007
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