My Gym Partner Is a Monkey

One of the biggest pieces of shit to hit television. About some kid who has to go to a school full of fuckin talking animals because his last name is "Lion". So freakin' stupid. This term can also be associated with anything that's a piece of shit or anything that sucks ass.

Waiter: How was the food?

Person: It was a complete my gym partner is a monkey!

by Monad December 29, 2007

paranasal tubercular sinus oyster

A pavement oyster not yet deposited. i.e. Still in production.

"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

Paranoid

Paranoid is the title of Black Sabbath's second album. It is often cited as one of the biggest milestones in heavy metal. It was released in 1970 and topped the British music charts. The album was originally going to be called "War Pigs", which is a war protest song and the opening number, but their record company made them change it due to the sensitivity about the Vietnam War.
2 singles came from this album. Paranoid and Iron Man, which would go on to become Black Sabbath's best known songs. Paranoid peaked at #61 and Iron Man #52. This album was also ranked 130 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of 500 greatest albums of all time.

Paranoid is a good album man.

by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006

Sex Partner

A person which you have only sex with

Guy 1-Have you seen Jakes with Tessa
Guy 2-Bro she’s my sex partner

by Rick&Morty Lover123 April 18, 2020

Paranormal Hour

The hour between midnight and 1:00 AM when the highest occurrence of paranormal activity takes place.

In the film “Sarah Landon and the Paranormal Hour,” the spirits come back to haunt us between midnight and 1:00 AM

by Spirit world October 11, 2007

Paranormica

Being to broke to buy phasmophobia or being to scared to play phasmophobia.

Person 1: You wanna play phasmophobia??
Person 2: Nah man, I'm broke.
Person 1: Let's just play paranormica then.
Person 2: Ok

by Pretend that this is a good na August 29, 2021

Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.

by LayItOnYou March 19, 2007