port alberni

a shit-hole , that smells like a garbage dump.

I'd rather live on skid row than live in port alberni

by Fine-living December 29, 2008

port chester

see shit hole

i hate this town

by Matt April 5, 2004

port holes

A term used to call a Marine with glasses.

Get over here port holes...Can you see my future with those tri-focals???

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Port Talbot

Best town in the whole of Wales..

Even if it is infested by little chavvy scum.

Jeff - Ow son, I love living in Port Talbot
Daniels - GET OUT OF MY TOWN YOU CHAVVY SCUM.

by Veritas619 July 2, 2008

Port Clinton

A town on a lake that has nothing but pot heads and wanna be thugs that are actually rednecks. Everyone here tends to stay here for their entire lives. All the kids do nothing but hang out after school and smoke pot. Hell some have even done it in the PAC during school hours. This small town has a bad education level compared to that of any other town in ohio. Most of all, The town spreads VD like the plague.

Hey wanna hang out after school?
Sure got some pot?

Hey wanna hang out during school?
Sure got some pot?

I love port clinton!!
You mean pot compton?

by Gettin jiggy wit it January 18, 2009

Port Hawkesbury

This place is the shit-hole of Cape Breton. In fact, it is the shit-hole of the entire world. It is where everything good in life (especially Wal-Mart) goes to die a horrible, slow, painful death of agony and woe.

Girl: "EW! Where the fuck did we land ourselves? This place looks like God ate a huge fucking burrito and shit on a rock."
Guy: "Oh... we're in Port Hawkesbury. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?"

by JUST SAY NO TO PHK. November 8, 2009

Porte Cochere

An area generally found outside a hotel that is utilised by car owners who are far to important/ignorant to hand their keys over to Concierge. Cars can be left here for hours whist their owners "complete check-in" or "pop across the road".

I'm just going to park my Lexus on your Porte Cochere whilst I check in. No I don't care about the 9 other cars I am blocking, my vehicle is far too complicated for you to drive.

by Diamond member October 1, 2013