Poptart

When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.

Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”

Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”

by _hunny_ December 13, 2018

Strawberry poptarting

When a man fists a woman who is on her period and rubs her period blood on the vagina to then proceed to take a bite of said pussy

Jackson Worrell was strawberry poptarting my pussy so bad I need surgery. I will never strawberry poptart again.

by Osama rizzladen March 17, 2025

Poptart

The act of masterbation into a bag.

I had to make time for a poptart before work

by HACKER1012 April 15, 2021

poptart vip

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.

I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.

by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013

Poptart

A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo

That guy is such a poptart, stay away!

by Harrydingdong69 June 8, 2017

A Poptart

someone with 17 divorces and a deep voice

He is such a Poptart

by Voltico October 5, 2023

Unicorn poptart ninja

Leslie

Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!

by 5.OHBRUH August 1, 2018