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Pimplosophy

The worldview and philosophy passed down among pimps from mentor to student.
A Pimplosophy held by many pimps is that Adam gave in to sexual temptation, and was tempted by Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit, thereby becoming, not the first man, but rather the first trick. As a result of this decision to bite into the forbidden fruit, most men are no longer ‘real men’ but rather mere ‘tricks’. Pimps themselves therefore represent the only real men left in America today.
by T-Dawgy January 22, 2023
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hydra pimples

When you get rid of one pimple just to have three more pop up overnight to take its place. Often occurring before stressful days, like picture day or a first date.
"Dude, when'd you get all those whiteheads?"

"They're hydra pimples - I popped one last night, and now I have five!"
by NoJo113 March 19, 2012
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clit pimple

A term reserved for a bastard child that is angry about being a bastard.
"It's not my fault your parents were whores, you fucking clit pimple."
by pokettomonsuta August 11, 2017
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[en pinolillo]

Mexican popular saying used to describe a sexual position, a linguistic funny deformation that comes from the word "empinado" (bended person) and "pinolillo" (Insect mite very small and red, whose bite is very irritating and annoying) with the objective of being less grotesque in the meaning (this is questionable)but at the same time funny. If you want to make laugh your mexican friends you can use this word to refer you had sex with someone almost in doggy style position.
It is also used to say that someone fooled you or someone steal you something o when you loose.
Another variant of this expression is "en pinoles"
Lo agarraron en pinolillo - They fucked him bended - They fucked him en pinolillo

He tried to win that contract but finally they put him en pinolillo (he lost)
by Poratafolio January 15, 2019
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taint pimple

A stellar name for a band created by your step mom pamela.
Mom-Okay taint pimples! Play goof
by Lil.zubes August 20, 2019
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mind pimple

another word for being horny; has two solutions: let it go away or act on it. like pimples, you can either let it go away or “pop it”.
Friend 1- “Dude i had a mind pimple the other day.”
Friend 2- “Oh man did you masturbate?”
by Chase Shithead III March 10, 2020
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dirty pimlett

The act of sniffing cocaine off a pub toilet seat after it has just been used, followed by masturbation.
“Oh look Jack is having a wank in the cubical, he must of just done a dirty pimlett”
by Fanny Tickler July 5, 2020
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