Orphan Dick

Orphan dick is when your dick is so small it looks like a teeny weenie orphan

(Name) has a orphan dick.

by Def Not Ian February 19, 2023

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Orphan

Brian Kahn

You see that kid Brian Kahn right there, he's an orphan and we must stay away Jack.

by JIMMEDAJIMME December 27, 2021

Orphan Ear

When ones hair separates either side of the ears, thus exposing Oliver Twist like “orphan ear”

“What up with Shaniqua’s hair?”
“Girl sort that out, you got orphan ear”

by AfraidofMrBean May 2, 2019

Orphan Anie

When a woman has not felt the warmth of a man in her anus for many a moon. The anus becomes orphaned. Consequently, feelings of exile and onset depression will lead her to fill the void left in her anus.

Sup dog, check out that ho over there, ass is just screamin' orphan anie.

Becky, if you dont do anal with Billy your gonna get an orphan anie, do you really want to go down that path?

by Mclovin911 November 25, 2013

Orphaned punchline

When a scene (film/tv show etc) starts with someone telling the punchline of a joke, without the setup. Usually followed by loud, overly-dramatic laughter from those present.

(Name taken from Tv Tropes).

“So he says “do you love me?” and she says “no, but that's a real nice ski mask!” - Dumb and Dumber.

Orphaned punchline

by Seeker of durt December 16, 2023

looks orphan

When you are the only attractive person in your family.

Yeah basically I’m a looks orphan.

by Ericopolis August 12, 2019