Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

by bt February 27, 2003

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007

one eyed bull fly

A mythical creature that symbolizes friendship and good times.

That was such an one eyed bull fly time, I miss those days.

by Talija May 8, 2006

whack the one-eyed worm

to masturbate

Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 3, 2009

one-eyed pete

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting

-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!

by MvHyphy June 14, 2006

one eyed custard chucker

a cock, penis, dick, wut ever u would like

She swallowed the whole load from my one eyed custard chucker.

by Joeyripps December 15, 2003