Wisdom Root

The Cannabis plant- The source of all wisdom and the root to true, natural enlightenment.

Yuh stressin'? All ya need is to puff the wisdom root fuh natural, pure relaxation...Jah Bless.

by Rastafari I and I September 15, 2009

jayden root

a rat looking weirdo that is obsessed with sonic and love chili dogs. jayden is also a smol bean and has the worlds smallist dick.

person one: hi jayden rat i mean root

jayden root: chili dogs sonic uwu i have a small pp

person one: hes a wierdo.

by jdsgfjhfbjhdhfujshfjsgtedhlzkf November 24, 2021

The Point of Root

The point of root is when one is at a point where there actions could not be any looser

Jim: Oi cunt look at that tradie over there, i think he has hit the point of root
Rod: Fucken oath he has, he's rootin a dead squirrel while taking a fat BOG down some poor cunts throat

by LooseOath from round the corna June 4, 2019

gag on this root

When someone makes you angry or just joking you say how about you gag on this root or also suck on this bird.

Bob: Your so stupid I swear
Brett:You can gag on this root

by Creator of gag on this root January 18, 2017

Root fart

A large fart that comes after a series of smaller farts; The epicenter of one's flatus.

Roommate #1: Dude, will you please stop farting? The whole living room smells like your ass.

Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.

Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?

by Wsinger3465 September 2, 2016

Root digger

A bassist who tends to ride the root note of chords, shunning fifths, thirds, sevenths, and even passing notes. They often take the power stance and chug eighth and sixteenth notes throughout their bands' repertoire.

Note: Thus is not necessarily a bad thing, it is merely one style of playing bass.

Mike Dirnt used to write a lot of melodic bass lines, but since American Idiot he has become more of a root digger.

by -TracerBullet May 4, 2021

rip root

The act of tugging on ones penis

Why go to work when you can sit home and rip root.

by Jimmy Joyce November 21, 2017