youtube short: what if i told you that if you hit the griddy in ohio you'll die
you: what the ohio rizz
you: what the ohio rizz
by SF2YT June 25, 2023

A suburb of Dayton, Ohio with an unusually high concentration of bros. While the population is large, you cannot go anywhere without running into people you've known since middle school. Entertainment includes Bill's Donuts, 24 hour Starbucks, and chilling at one of the many parks until the police kick you out. Everything in the Ville is artificial, but if you don't mind that it's a nice, safe suburb with a wonderful school system. As lame as Centerville seems at times, it churns out some of the coolest people you will ever meet.
Paul: Where you headed tonight?
Jack: Centerville, Ohio...
Paul: Oh...lame...
Jack: Yeah but all of my COOLEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD will be there.
Paul: I wanna come!
Jack: Centerville, Ohio...
Paul: Oh...lame...
Jack: Yeah but all of my COOLEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD will be there.
Paul: I wanna come!
by ohioaddiction June 18, 2011

A terrible city in southwestern Ohio with nothing but tweakers and heroin addicts. People often have sex with pool toys or lawn furniture in their front yard. There is absolutely nothing of any great significance in this God forsaken place. Dont leave your doors unlocked here or you will be robbed blind by a dirty man named Bubba. If you have any type of self respect you will never come here.
by Burritotaco January 2, 2017

A small town located in northeast Ohio mostly composed of upper middle class Caucasians with Visa Platinum Cards. Lots of people who are obsessed with clock towers and other rich person stuff.
James Ellsworth (Man who "upgraded" Hudson, Ohio to a sissy white boy town) loved clock towers and probably would have had a Visa Platinum Card if they were around back then, seeing as he had like six villas in foreign countries.
We still love Hudson though even though it's clocktowery and sissy white boy-esque.
We still love Hudson though even though it's clocktowery and sissy white boy-esque.
by Jennifer and Jessy Lee June 22, 2006

You only live here because portsmouth ohio kicked you out for prostitution. You also live there because you can receive a check there.
#SSICheck #WannaBeHoStrow
#SSICheck #WannaBeHoStrow
by amber burris December 21, 2016

A small town in Ohio that not that many people know about. People who live there most likely have huge fields and get drunk a lot.
by SunShine_13 June 12, 2016
