offense kleptomaniac

Someone who, when they find an offense that isn't nailed down, will take it, even if they have no connection at all to the person or group that would supposedly be offended by the "offense" in question. This malady is often found in those practicing political correctness, though not exclusive to them.

"What's he complaining about? He's not even affected, it has nothing to do with him whatsoever."

"Oh, he's an offense kleptomaniac."

by nohbody January 1, 2009

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Offendtard

A person who goes out of their way to be offended by a joke or a term that somebody says. Typically an SJW, vegan, feminist or all three.

That hummus munching swap donkey with the big gunt and green hair reported my hilarious meme about the Orlando shootings to Facebook and got my account banned for three days. What an offendtard.

by Ciarán Patrick Boland June 22, 2016

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Offendotron

n. A weak mecha piloted by the perpetually offended. It is fueled by petty outrage diluted by the tears of the pilot.

"Why are people always finding reasons to be offended?"
"They need something to power their offendotron."

by TriggeringDisposition August 9, 2016

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offendophilia

Loving the state of being offended. Actively seeking out situations which will lead to self-offense. Taking a non-offensive situation, and finding the tiniest least significant fault to be offended over.

Only someone with offendophilia would think Altered Carbon had an insufficiently diverse cast.

by Paladinski February 5, 2018

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