obesetron

An automobile, particularly one driven by a fat person who is physically unable or too lazy to check blind spots.

Scary, just got cut off by another obesetron.

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

Obesemo

A grossly over weight Emo kid, usualy fat and thinks he looks good in tight shirts

"Look at that Obesemo his stomache is tight on his shirt"

by [CDK] uBer January 9, 2008

obsessable

(adj.) obsession-worthy

J: "Omg, she's so pretty... totally obsessable"

by HAuguste June 30, 2008

observable universe

The universe is, give or take, around 13.8 billion years old, and therefore the furthest objects we can see are 13.7 billion light years away. However the universe is forever expanding and therefore by the time we see the object, it has already moved billions of light years away, making the sphere of the observable universe (technically) larger than 13.7 billion light years in radius. The actual size of the observable universe is closer to 46.6 billion light years in radius, due to all the expansion and contains over 2 trillion galaxies. Everywhere in the universe has a point such as this, as our universe is theoretically infinite.

The observable universe contain all that we can know of about the cosmos at this very moment. Despite all we know, however, life itself, sentient or otherwise, has only been confirmed to exist on Sol III, otherwise known as good old planet Earth!

by Rhys0806 October 30, 2017

Obese

When you can't see your penis without bending over.

(Not to be confused with "teeny weenie": when your wife can't see your penis without bending over.)

George, you've become obese; I hope you start to appreciate what I've been putting up with for all these years.

by andrewgggg January 2, 2011

obese cat

A huge cat who can't even clean itself, Eats alot, and rolls to get around or gets carried

Danger if you have a fat cat libosuction is the only option

Tom on Tom and Jerry, Bozo the clown (dont ask)

by KNOWS ALL January 26, 2005

obserbation

The kind of masturbatory or self-tickling non-questions one hears, more often than not, at academic panel discussions, disclaimed before or after by some form of the phrase "not really a question, I guess."

Whispered to an ally, loud enough for strangers in within a three-chair radius to hear, "Nice obserbation. I can't believe that guy's tenure-track and I'm not."

by Devan Goldstein February 6, 2009