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Monk/Nun Budget 

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
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Fridge-Nun 

A frigid school girl who has been taught that sex is WRONG!
Guy: I think we should, take things to the next level don't you?
Girl: Ahhh intimacy!
Guy: God you're such a fridge-nun!
Fridge-Nun by Peach Pips October 30, 2012

Crumby Nun

Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.
I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!

Flying Nun 

When a female rapidly jumps on your dick as soon as your pants are off.
Bro 1: Did the gf miss you while you were away bro?
Bro 2: Bro, she ripped my pants off and did a flying nun as soon as I stepped in the door.
Flying Nun by DickButt-Jones January 21, 2018
The act of spamming pictures of Llama's to a specific person.
A: "Hey why does everybody spam him with Llama pics?"

B: "Because he is The Nun"
the nun by DebbySaurus April 30, 2018

scrut nun 

Me scrut nun is stickyk
scrut nun by Thebigdickenrgyfella January 21, 2019