yawn worthy

When some thing is tedious beyond words.. Totally borrrring! the complete opposite to fascinating.

Omg.. this show is totally yawn worthy...

by Candy Pantz October 19, 2011

paperbag worthy

A male or female that has a nice body but is an ugly mofo!

Dang that chicks body is so hot but her face makes me wanna puke. So to bone her you would need a paper bag to put over her face. Therefore she would be paperbag worthy!!!

by Amber & C.A. April 9, 2005

Chord Worthy

A female who is so attractive that the only appropriate way to consummate with her is to perform intercourse while suspended by bungee chords. (preferably multiple chords used in action; recommendation: use rooms with vaulted ceilings.

I was walking down the street with my friend. We saw a VERY HOT woman walking by, then I said, "Damn! She's Chord Worthy man!" Consummate bungee chords chords intercourse sex hot girls sexy

by Fully Fledged August 13, 2009

gob worthy

worthy of, or deserving of a head job.

This movie is gob worthy, stop watching and suck me off!

by kbc333 May 12, 2011

Boner-Worthy

Boner-Worthy; Anything Person, Place, or Thing that deems worthy of an erection

Robert Downey Jr. is Boner-Worthy!!!

Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy

Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy

by DreadloxO3O March 17, 2013

Wank Worthy

When something is utterly amazing or beautiful

" oh my word this coffee is so good . It's wank worthy"

Or

"I wish Tristan thought I was wank worthy"

by Ezdawgtucks May 8, 2015

Hansen-worthy

A teenage girl who is attractive enough to risk meeting up with NBC's Chris Hansen over.

You seen Miley Cyrus lately? Man, she's gettin' Hansen-worthy!

by not very creative pseudonym January 13, 2009