pseudo-stalking

When you keep running into someone that you really don't want to run into, and it feels almost spooky or too weird to be a coincidence.

Erika: Wow, my ex-boyfriend just so happens to be going to an event that I'm going to tonight, AND he got a job in a city I used to live in, AND I saw him looking into my bathroom window last night.

Ethan: I think he's engaging in some textbook pseudo-stalking!

by efiki September 8, 2018

gang stalking

Psychological warfare tactic called Zersetzung developed by the Stasi used by the KKK, Mormons, Scientology, Freemasons, COINTELPRO, and actively by Fusion Centers calling it counterterrorism using indirect no touch torture (Stasi tactics) with mobbing. CIA runs electronic harassment and FBI runs gangstalking and uses partnerships and programs as flying monkeys. Targetedjustice is suing the deep state program for the unconstitutional watchlist scam.

The intelligence community calls it the program and it's called gang stalking on the street.

by TI Satan September 20, 2023

Netflix Stalk

When one becomes so obsessed with a single actor or director (or composer) that the amount of movies they watch from those individuals becomes borderline stalking.

"Phillip Seymour Hoffman is in some of my favorite movies. Doubt, Pirate Radio, and now MoneyBall. Time to Netflix stalk him for other great films."

"After I saw The Dark Knight and realized that Chris Nolan also made The Prestige I Netflix Stalked him for two whole weeks until I saw everything he ever made. I LOVE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN!"

by Mookdaruch October 5, 2011

Cursor Stalking

When you follow someone's cursor on a Google Doc leaving your cursor mark on their screen till they go absolutely insane.

"Yo dude, what the fuck?"
"What?"
"Quit cursor stalking me you bitch, I can't write shit"

by anayar October 29, 2017

Stalk-O

A pastime by which tacos are obtained, and consumed while stalking someone in a bush.

Did you see that new girl, I think I might go stalk-o her later.

by Stalk-o INC. May 26, 2021

stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

Blog-Stalk

A. One who creeps on others blogs, and knows too much of the blog owner.
Might become obsessed with checking for new updates & pretend like they know them.

What a creep...i just checked my stats and that one girl totally blog-stalks me

by creepin October 25, 2010