Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.
Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
by fjgsteff July 20, 2019
Get the Danish Offensemug. Starting process of running different plays to try and score points against a woman you think is attractive….in hope to get her number or gmail
man 1: shorty is very attractive
Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here
Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here
Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
by bsssen April 27, 2025
Get the Start the offensemug. A counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy's offensive, while occupying defensive positions.
offense,offensive - the action of attacking an enemy.
Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive
Counter-offensive - armed force stopping an enemy offensive
by DImmortal April 24, 2009
Get the Counter-offensivemug. Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"
by Seshie January 11, 2009
Get the Christmas offensemug.