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Wave Tissue

Blowing your nose as a large wave crashes over you, therefore eliminating snot/boogers in a discreet way. Commonly used by those too lazy to just get out of the water and find a tissue.
While I was on a date with Cameron I could tell my nose was about to drip. Rather than gross him out I quickly used the Wave Tissue!
by ShannaBanana15 July 31, 2010
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sock tissue

When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.
Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much
by shashwah May 7, 2016
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Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.
1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016
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Tissu

It is recognized as the one and the cutest dog in the world. It is a dog that everyone loves. It has a pair of watery eyes like a diamond. Although it loves to bite people,but it is playing with you rather than biting seriously. Sometimes it looks stupidly at his master -- Jiayin. It is very afraid of Lorry's sound. Every time it hears these sounds, it will tremble and it is funny. It likes to eat hot dogs very much, everytime it can't wait and always jump on Jiayin. He is also very naughty , he likes to bite Jiayin's clothes and he gets scolded badly every time. Sometimes its owner jiayin will play some dog barking sounds to it, and it will tilt its head. It was super invincible and cute. The dog named Tissu is recognized as the most fun and cutest dog in the world.
Wawwww, look there!The dog was so cute!

Ohh, don't you know?!It called Tissu, was the super duper funniest and cutest dog in the world...

Oh,I see~
by ItsmeJY... November 24, 2021
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Tongue Twister Tissues

Little squares of paper with LCD on them.
Traded some dude two tongue twister tissues for a violin 🎻 with a decent case this morning 😁
by Opidogg May 13, 2023
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Tissue box

A person, that weeps and cries a lot, to the point they use up all your tissues.
That Guy: *crying*

The other Guy: “Oh shut up, you are such a tissue box.”
by Mayyousaymyname November 10, 2025
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