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Night time

Hey you got any night time for sale?
by !NeverWrong! October 2, 2020
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Night Barbie

Night Barbie is the creator of the popular Roblox game, Royale High.
“OMG BARBIE FOLLOWED ME!!”

“Wait, Barbie like the toy?!?”

“NO!! NIGHT BARBIE!!!”
by look, it’s a bird! April 7, 2021
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night-beater

one who beateth the meateth in the late hours due to loneliness and the balls of blue,
there was a reported night-beater reported at the boro during the year of our lord, allan murphy.
by Allan Murphy June 12, 2008
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Night dump

One time I was so drunk I took a night dump in my neighbor's yard
by Suspence July 19, 2009
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night elf

1. A cartoonish character race drawn into Blizzard's MMORPG "World of Warcraft" whose females are designed to dance as lewdly as possible without provoking the censors, so that barely pubescent and undersexed teenage boys have something to spank off to without mom finding porn in their internet browser history.

2. As above, except it is used by middle-aged, pot-bellied, unwashed, disgusting men to garner in-game favors in the form of money, items, help, etc., by dancing and/or flirting with the aforementioned undersex boys who think they're actually having cybersex with a woman.

3. As above, except it is used by horny single males to elicit cybersex, since they figure any sex at all is better than taking Mary Palmer and her five sisters to give the pink mustang a spit shine again.

4. As above, but in this case it is actually used by a female; said female is either ugly but thinks she's a beauty queen "inside," or else she is decent looking but has her wiring crossed and needs to be avoided at all costs. In the former case, said female tries to convince anything that even suggests it is a male that will support her that she looks "just like her character" in order to try to establish a real-life relationship based on cybersex and 50,000 pages of prefabricated bullshit. In the latter case, where said female may actually be as "good looking" as the cartoonish figure suggests, she uses it as a trap for unsuspecting males whose dicks override their judgment and think that if it looks good and wants to fuck, personality doesn't matter.
1. Dude, my night elf chick is so hot, I would totally fuck her brains out if she was real OMGZ.

2. Yeah, I look a lot like my character, just without the eyebrows. ;-) If you help me get some clothes, I'll take em off for you and do a little dance. /wink

3. What?! You're a guy in real life?? Oh well that works out then, since I'm not...wanna cyber?

4. I met this totally hot night elf in World of Warcraft over the summer, and she's coming to live with me next month. She's had 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years and lived with every one of them, but I'm sure if she's good looking enough the 6 kids she's bringing won't be an issue.
by Just Another Guy December 3, 2004
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Night Auditor

An evil genius who chose to give up responsibilities such as home ownership and family for unlimited internet access, all you can eat coffee, cerial, waffles, and muffins, and a job that pays you even if you sleep on the job.
"This week he ate 200 syrup covered sausages, watched every season of game of thrones, and beat the internet"
"yeah man, that dudes a Night Auditor."
by Baalbamoth April 29, 2015
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night stinks

When your sleeping and your nasty farts fill the room for your significant other to choke on when they join you in bed.
My husband had the night stinks so bad, it made my eyes water.
by Aresjal November 7, 2018
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