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nice guys finish last

This means in sex a nice guy, or good guy will wait for the girl to arrive first then will follow shortly behind
Isaias "of course she finished first i'm not a dick head"
Ameir"nice guys finish last"
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Nice guy

A guy that is so civilized that he can't get laid. He follows orders, acts polite, breaks no rules, follows the law. He respects people and respects girls. When girls do come onto him, he remains under his "civil" nice guy act... and doesn't get laid as a result.

That was the archaic meaning for nice guy. In todays society however, nice guys are more than just civil.Some of them are just plain unattractive and just creepy as can be- and never get laid cause they think they are attractive but actually are not and put on a repulsive act towards women that draws them away.
Matt Dillon in Gunsmoke was an example of a nice guy. Even though he was a nearly 7 foot tall handsome man, he was a cop that didn't want to lose his job. So he would come every night down town to the bar and talk to Kitty, have a drink, talk to his friends,and put on his nice guy civilized act. When girls came on to him and tried to talk him up about getting married, having kids- Matt Dillon didn't even put them into the equation. He just followed the law, did his duty and kept his job, and didn't get laid as a result.
by foodfoethought July 28, 2024
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Nice guy syndrome

“Nice Guy Syndrome” is a man who believes he is a nice guy but is in fact not a nice guy. Calling yourself a “nice guy” doesn't excuse shitty behavior or a lack of human decency.

These “self-proclaimed nice guys” have no problem telling you what a "nice guy" they are but the manipulation, level of entitlement and the overall degrading perception of women make them a special kind of awful.

Most of the time "nice guys" view boundaries and the word NO as a moral injustice. They make cutting or belittling comments and then laugh it off by saying ‘I was only joking! Why do you take things so seriously?’ When you disagree with them or stand up for yourself they get nasty and mean showcasing themselves as the needy narcissist, jealous jerk, or passive-aggressive person they actually are.

They also have a certain view of a woman and how she’s “supposed” to be or act which coincides with putting women on pedestals, effectively removing their personal identity and turning them into a possession.

What’s worse is, most of the time these types of men are so convinced that they are indeed the victim of any given situation, that they are utterly and completely oblivious to their superb level of asshattery.

Do you really need props for not acting like an ass-face?

News flash... lions don't go around telling everyone they're a lion. Real nice guys don't run around telling everyone how "nice" they are.
How to spot Nice Guy Syndrome

Quotes from an ex-

But I am a nice guy. I get drunk and say dumb things. Get passed that and I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet.

I think you're scared. I'm not like those other guys. I drink and say stupid shit. That's pretty much it. I'm really the nicest guy you've ever dated.
by CrystalBaller September 26, 2022
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really nice guy

a really nice guy
the kind of thing you say before slagging a person off
max is a really nice guy its just ...
by redundantsoup April 19, 2023
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Nice Guy

What the toxic men call themself's
"why won't you date me i'm a nice guy!"
by bro_shut_up November 14, 2022
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Nice Guy

Self perceived nice guys/girls who expect to be rewarded for the bare minimum. The word is more common in the dating world but can be applied to people who wallow in their self-pity, whining they deserve more than what they were given in life. Usually misguided individuals who experienced many misfortunes.
"Ugh, of course they picked Geoffrey over me at the job listing. They would actually prefer assholes over me!"
"And let me guess, you put "nice guy" in your CV? Get over it, man. There are other hires available."
by swcy December 15, 2022
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Nice Guy

A "Nice Guy (TM)" is a man who thinks being a basic human being with a brain, means he should receive sex or something romantic from her. Basically just a horny asshole.
Nice Guys post stuff like "If you sucked a man's dick like you suck in your stomach, maybe you could keep a man." or, "When you finally meet a man who has goals, isn't full of himself and asks you out at 12 pm not 12 am, 'I like you as a friend.' ". They complain about not having a girl and how girls are "all the same".
Nice guys will talk to a girl who just got broken up with and be all "You're so pretty" "I love your figure" blah blah blah but as soon as the girl says no, they go full psycho mode. They go on this crazy insult rampage being all "I was just offering a mercy fuck" this, and "Ur so ugly. Fat pig. I never even liked you anyways. All girls are the same". They're assholes who switch their moods when they're rejected. Adult babies. They throw tantrums when they don't get what they want. Not a person you wanna be. Anyways, hope this educated you and answered your questions.
by s3np4i b4t July 7, 2022
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