Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.
Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist
Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
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n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.
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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.
Another suture doctor?
Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?
No. Not really.
Another suture doctor?
Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?
No. Not really.
by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
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