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Napoleon Bonaparte

The process by which you wrap your dick up in a crepe. You then ram it into your girls asshole until you are ready for the money shot. You pull out and then have her finish you off. For proper completion she must eat the entire crepe.
My girlfriend like relaxing on a Friday night while I give her a Napoleon Bonaparte.
by Honeybadger66 January 9, 2012
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Napoleon

Napoleon Dynamite.
The funniest guy ever. Very good at slapping his nerdy brother and hates his Uncle Rico. Very good at drinking weird milk and Gatorade. Went hunting with his uncle for wolves in the mountains. Likes a girl that makes keychains.
Has a goat named Tina.
Tina: BAAHHHHHH
Napoleon: EAT THE FOOD TINA
EAT THE FOOD *throws spoonful of food at Tina*
by HulkSmazh April 3, 2016
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nippleton

Nippleton is an all-female institute of higher education that bends over backwards to please its students and prepare nubile young ladies for the future.
Nippleton State University
by Mona Licker August 9, 2006
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Napoleon

1, French military and political leader after the French Revolution, known for his small body and plans for world dominance. Failed at taking over the world once he invaded Russia in 1812.

2, A person, usually a male who suffers from a Napoleon Complex. characterized by short build, usually muscular, not as clever as he thinks he is, but ambitious with his arguing. Napoleons usually set out to prove something to the world to compensate for their small stature and their lack of intelligence. Also, they are the reason most women acquire eating disorders and low self-image.
Definition 1.
Eric: Napoleon really showed how bad ass he could be in the French Revolution.

Stefan: Yeah he was a real moron for invading Mother Russia though.

Defintion 2.
Eric: Stefan, you are becoming a Napoleon.

Stefan: Fuck You Bro, Napoleon is becoming me!

Eric: Napoleon Bonaparte died like 170 years before you were even thought of.
by Shrek & Donkey June 28, 2011
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Napoleon Bonaparte

French midget who has some MASSIVE male camel toe in every portrait that has been painted of him.
"Napoleon Bonaparte wore his pants up to his fucking armpits, creating some terrible male camel toe. His balls must have been in constant pain. No wonder he was such a douchebag.
by yousuckpenis January 14, 2010
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napoleon complex

"I saw napoleon complex last night and I got pregnant from they're bitchin' music!"
by DivineSeparated January 12, 2008
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Nippy Nippleton

Nippy Is A Nice Guy And Good Glitcher. He Doesnt Take Shit From No One Either. He Is Tha Leader Of A Klan Kalled Tha =HOMIEZ= And Will Build His Empire To Tha Fucking Top Baby. Nippy Is Also One Of Tha Greatest Rockstar Games Fans Ever. No Doubt About It. He's Also tha Best Gamer Alive.

ALSO KNOWN AS NIPPSTER NIP NIPPLE AND/OR NIPPO

=HOMIEZ= 2004
Yo. Did You See Nippy Yesterday. He Was Showing me A Fucking Bad Ass Glitch.
by Derek Wolfe October 24, 2004
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