Nigerian Mullet

When a male shaves his pubic hair above the dick to the bare skin, but leaves his ball hair ridiculously long.

Kristen: I was going down on Greg the other night and I had a mouth full of ball hair.

Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.

by Clay Dingle June 17, 2018

Flag

Get the Nigerian Mullet mug.

Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

Flag

Get the Nigerian Washing Machine mug.

Nigerian Cupcake

when you shape your shit into a cupcake and then eat it

what a great Nigerian cupcake

by pmcgeough10 October 19, 2018

Flag

Get the Nigerian Cupcake mug.

nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone

Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

Flag

Get the nigerian speed dating mug.

Nigerian Lunch

Eating ass

I’m going to have a Nigerian lunch tonight

by Dmn94 June 1, 2019

Flag

Get the Nigerian Lunch mug.

Nigerian Nugget Npoloa

A Nigerian man who is engaged in sexual intercourse with another man. Often mocked in the culture of the Nadra Tribe in Nigeria. The man who first became gay in Nigeria was yusie.

Nigerian woman: he looks so hot
Nigerian woman 2: he's a Nigerian Nugget Npoloa.
Nigerian woman: oh fuck

by Nik ger hater June 9, 2019

Flag