Nasal Olympics

Where you use your nose to balance or hold things with....
Fern Cotton has big nostrils, NOT AS BIG AS MINE THO!!!
These bad boys can do anything... :D

50p Up the Left n 2x2p coins in tha other....
Nasal Olympics...
Clipper lighter in both nostrils...

by Chlo' November 22, 2010

Nasal vestibule

The space where safe nose-picking occurs.

Scotty, "Did you hear about Dave?"

Corey, "Yeah man, he was digging for gold past the nasal vestibule and gave himself a bloody nose."

by Tica19 April 30, 2011

nasal blasm

A Nasal Blasm is when you are about to sneeze, and someone says or does something that makes you look up and accidentally sneeze directly into their face.

Bob- "Hey, Bill"

Bill- ::startled sneeze in Bob's facehole::
Bill- "...Sorry about the nasal blasm, dude. Did you want something?"

Bob- "...Maybe a tissue and a bottle of bleach."

by LMichelle January 3, 2013

NASA Brass Band

The rare occurrence where two males engaged in docking are simultaneously being stimulated via the art of tromboning

At the orgy, Pete and John were trying out a new docking technique and two random blokes started tromboning them at the same time! That's a real NASA Brass Band event!

by Tortillera September 30, 2013

Nasarri

A man or woman who is incredibly slow and bad at videogames in the racing genre. Usually eats oatmeal, has no social life, tends to be overly emotional, Stays up all damn night, and hates everything.

Person 1: You're such a Nasarri!
Person 2: Hey! I'm not slow! Lake Gratiot!

by BlackDots May 31, 2014

NASA

A formerly great American space administration who brought the first people to the Moon, the first robots to Mars, the first space shuttle, and the first thing to exit the solar system. The only reason why it was established was to beat the Soviets, and now that the mission is accomplished, the American government sees no point to continue funding it. Yet, they still expect a shit-ton of stuff from the organization.

"The only reason NASA's space shuttle was funded was because of the Department of Defense's pocket money. Give NASA some respect, they did a lot with half a penny for every hundred dollars of the US' budget."

by what-turndown4 January 24, 2017

NASA food

Highly processed and coloured food which will not even make you feel satisfied. Kept in airtight packets and you only need to add water to eat it. Designed just to make you full. There is no flavour, weird shapes and taste like air.
P.S. the containers looked like laboratory apparatus.

Why is the cheese so bland? Is this NASA food?

by A dying goat November 25, 2017