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in my life 

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew .It is away to express reliability . It's equivalent to "in my mother life" .
He: did you look at my girl friend ?
Me : in my life I didn't even looked at her
in my life by David May 13, 2005

oh balls fuck my life 

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.
tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

I hate my life 

Common phrase used by females to express discontent in a current situation. These females are often the ones who use the phrase "can you not?"

"I hate my life" is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. It is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.

Some proper responses to the phrase are the following: "Aww," "Uh oh," and "What happened?" It is disrespectful to reply with the following: "I hate your life, too," "Hahaha, you suck," and "Oh, you fail."
Steph cannot open the file in Photoshop
Steph: Ahh, I hate my life.

Joanne loses in Tetris
Joanne: Oh my god... I hate my life...
I hate my life by 881 January 23, 2006

Exit my life 

Die. They are pretty much asking you to die.
You can exit my life now.
Exit my life by Kool Boo February 15, 2015

What am I doing with my life 

Why are you here?

Story Of My Life

An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.
I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.

I just got dumped. Story of my life.

I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.