by Yoté June 18, 2020
Get the load the musket mug.The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.
Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7
by Real life hacks November 10, 2025
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Get the The Musket Loader mug.Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket
by Gossip Gary November 21, 2019
Get the Oakdale Musket mug.When you put gunpowder down your urethra with a ramrod and ejaculate, launching the gunpowder all over the girl's face.
person 1: I feel like musketeer
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"
by JimmyLongson February 6, 2020
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Get the Musket mug.I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!
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