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munchies 

when you eat a lot after you've been high for a few minutes. Contrary to popular belief, when you have the munchies you are generally NOT HUNGRY. it's more like... eating feels really really good. Imagine feeling like you've never eaten before. Sometimes things will taste like something totally different. Chocolate cream oreos can taste like blueberries, for example. Imagine everything tasting like the best-tasting thing you ever ate in your life.
"I have the munchies like crazy dude. I've been drinking mustard, lemon juice, and honey mixed!"

"I got some badass munchies. better break out the oreos"
munchies by pot expert July 16, 2008
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Meat-Munching

This is a word of “exclusively for New Yorkers” , It means that’s you agree with the persons opinions, no matter how dumb or stupid it is.
JEF WAS MEAT-MUNCHING 🥩on Cameon because, Jef owes Cameon $1000

dick munchies 

when a girl smokes some bud and just wants to suck dick
man, that bitch hit the bong once and got the dick munchies something fierce.
dick munchies by antpimp September 7, 2011

Carpet Munching

He enjoys carpet munching
Carpet Munching by Nelson December 1, 2003

Scat muncher

1) Someone who consumes feces for sexual arousal.

See Rush Limbaugh
For someone who will never get laid, Dan certainly is the biggest scat muncher I know!
Scat muncher by Kaworu June 30, 2004

couch muncher

A couch muncher is a person who takes up the whole couch while munching on tostitos or other assorted brand name chips. The couch muncher does not proceed to get up when asked.
Kayla would not get her fat ass off the couch, fucking couch muncher!!
couch muncher by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005

Munchies Shit 

The giant dry shit you have the day after smoking weed due to the amount of food you ate when you had the munchies.
'I just had the biggest munchies shit ever I'm never gonna eat that much again'
"I love those but they always seem to hang there and stretch you in half"
Munchies Shit by Munchies Shit January 11, 2017