Jake Musser

Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Likes to draw penises

Guy 1: look at that Jake musser

Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by DonPhornyman October 17, 2018

Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between

Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!

by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019

Armstrong Miser

Hello my pretty boy, can I kiss you?

Mwa mwa bozz Armstrong Miser malapokz

by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022

critic's misery

When you pay so much attention to entertainment that it's ruined.

Critic's Misery ruined Game of Thrones when I saw that coffee cup!

by TopherVexel December 27, 2021

tower of misery

A fan copy of tower of hell (or should i say) and an easier version of tower of hell.

A: you havent beat tower of hell once?
B: mehh... id rather completing tower of misery 10 times than winning once in tower of hell

by Dumbass_asian February 28, 2022

Muser

This is what a retarded kid with a lisp would say because he can't say MOTHER.

You muser fucker!

by Tu.Padre August 10, 2018

shit miser

A man or woman that lives their lives among millions, but never once connects with a single soul. Instead traveling from person A to person B in a never ending quest of soul capturing.

The longest road on the road to catalonia is a solo road, traveled only by the most dilligent shit misers this floating rock of a planet has to offer.

by urban sam June 30, 2007