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mow monki

"dude did you know these two people had mow monki as their pfps for 5 months?" "yooo no wayyy"
by tobywobyuwu May 5, 2022
mugGet the mow monkimug.

Mowe

Japanese ritual of "cuddling" with a lawn after mowing it. You first mow it, the you mowe it.

Said to stem from the Emperor Jemma's praise Amaterasu, the sun godess who is said to be connected in direct bloodline with Emperor Jemma. The tradition was founded around 660 BC and has evolved into a personal form of meditation since the Meiji Restoration in 1867.
Person1 "Imma mow that lawn, then I'm gonna mowe it. "
Person2 "Dope"
Person 3 "

メレディス、私はあなたを持ってきた"
by Japanese expert 123 June 14, 2018
mugGet the Mowemug.

Mow

The worst 'friend'. He is narcissistic and has no real friends. Also he is a lawn mower.
hi
hi i am mow
Go away
by David Jr III February 8, 2020
mugGet the Mowmug.

Mow

(noun) for Weed; Bud; Marijuana
Created in reference to grass
(verb) to "mow" is to smoke weed
"Can I cop some mow later?"
"Let's meet up later and mow."
by dadi_myke May 6, 2019
mugGet the Mowmug.

Bro Mow

When you invite a bro over for beers, but really you only wanted them to come over to shave your back.
Hey Kyle, want to come over to watch some football and drink some beers? After you give Kyle two beers, Logan walks out without his shirt, holding a shaving cream and a razor, and asks for a "Bro Mow".
by Twenty Haters September 18, 2022
mugGet the Bro Mowmug.

Mowed her lawn

When you chew off her pubes during sex
I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn
by Thisnibba January 15, 2020
mugGet the Mowed her lawnmug.

Mow xd

When an emo vegan guy/girl asks if they can mow your front lawn
This bitch said mow xd to me and I was like, get lost vegan.
by Cwidab25 April 5, 2017
mugGet the Mow xdmug.

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