Ghetto Mojito

When you smoke a Newport while drinking a Bud Light Lime

Look out, Doreen is going to try and bum a newpo from you to go with her BLL cuz she's scaming ghetto mojitos,

by iHatePoorPeopleDotCom December 8, 2011

Pre-Marital Touching

The most unholy thing on man or women could possibly commit.

Bob: "No it cant be Karen is Pre-marital touching that poor man"

by pseudonym is a dickhead June 24, 2020

mofit

primarily a cokehead but will do any drug that is available. a swindler, borrows money with no intentions to pay back. Will smoke all your cigarettes if left around, will also drink last beer without remorse. and sleep with anything that he can leech off of, no matter how large or how many stds.

that mother fucking mofit snorted adderall and rented 80 dollars worth of porn on my cable bill at 6 am, months ago, and still hasn't given me my fucking money and then he had sex with his nasty girlfriend on my couch at 4 in the afternoon and tried to borrow 10 bucks for a cab ride home.

by club 57 March 9, 2004

Meritocracy

First you create a set of measures to define merit and then you promote those individuals which rate the highest on the measuring stick.

The term meritocracy gained strong usage in society with the wealthy after Michael Young's publishing of the book, The Rise of the Meritocracy.

This is my meritocratic measuring stick. It fits me perfectly and thus I am the greatest of you all.

Down with meritocracy
The man who coined the word four decades ago wishes Tony Blair would stop using it
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2001/jun/29/comment

by Thomas Liberty Paine October 7, 2008

mojito

A Bacardi Rhum drink made qith spearmint leaves, rhum, fizz water and ice

Bartender, gimme a mojito...and yeah I ain't gay but I like my mojito.

by Francois M July 9, 2005

mojito madman

A drunk that lives in the forest.

Remember how good you thought your cousin was doing? Well, he picked up the bottle and now he's a mojito madman again.

by Vincent Greene March 14, 2010

Highly Merited

of great worth; having earned the respect of many

You have to meet Brad, he's highly merited.

or

Don't worry about Seth, he's so highly merited he has nothing to prove.

by FullOfFacts September 2, 2008