Ass Monger

A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.

I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!

The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...

Why are all the ass mongers here naked?

by Jacob Ritz April 30, 2006

Shit Monger

1. Someone who obsseses over shit.

2. A fun curse used when in doubt.

Shes one bitching shit monger!

by Zoloft July 25, 2004

Fish Monger

Derivede from fish bandit. One who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)

Person #1: OMFG, he just missed hitting a midget and a fat woman!

Person #2: Good job fish monger.

by wakiminator June 28, 2009

Cock Monger

Someone who sells cock, a Pimp with male hoes.

girl 1: Did you get the hooker for Katie's Bachelorette party?

girl 2: Yah, from that Cock Monger on Belmont and Clark, he gave me a good price for a nice 12 inch.

by Frank FAZ November 8, 2009

Christ monger

someone that sells christ!

kyle is a christ monger.

by zach04 June 19, 2008

vagina monger

:Someone, or something that dwells apon a vagina.

:In golf when your partner hits a good shot whos name is k**** p***** then his performance was considered to be of that of a vagina monger

"great shot u damn Vagina Monger"

by Phillip the hudini June 28, 2008

grot monger

when some one keeps saying random disgusting things

person 1: i wonder what they do with all the foreskins when they cut them off? i bet they serve them up in chinese restaurants
people 2-9: OMG, YOUR A FILTHY GROT MONGER!

by go left -feel right April 10, 2006