a car that is so pimped it is crap also it can be sold or bought in burbery or other crap chavy colors.
by miers May 17, 2005
by Ice&Masta May 13, 2003
A purple van driven by a Social Services worker in the state of North Carolina.
The person within the van seeks Hispanic teens and whoever else needs free condoms so they can have safe sex. The social worker somehow weeds out individuals. They possess a device called a penis detector and use it to find all types of males.
Males targeted include: Hispanics, Black Peoples, Gay Males walking along the street holding hands, males that work at the pool, and people the van hits on its speedy trajectory to the next location.
This van can usually be seen sitting in front of Wal-Mart, Burger King, ABC Liquors, Dominoe's, and various high school across the state.
If you see this van, gather as many condoms from them as you can... possibly a box of 2000... Spottings are rare and limited.
The person within the van seeks Hispanic teens and whoever else needs free condoms so they can have safe sex. The social worker somehow weeds out individuals. They possess a device called a penis detector and use it to find all types of males.
Males targeted include: Hispanics, Black Peoples, Gay Males walking along the street holding hands, males that work at the pool, and people the van hits on its speedy trajectory to the next location.
This van can usually be seen sitting in front of Wal-Mart, Burger King, ABC Liquors, Dominoe's, and various high school across the state.
If you see this van, gather as many condoms from them as you can... possibly a box of 2000... Spottings are rare and limited.
Marc: We saw the condom mobile today. It was cruising around town. My boyfriend, Cody, went and asked the social worker, Mr. Doe, for some condoms.
John Doe: That was such a nice gay teen couple. I gave them condoms. I think they wanted to have sex real bad.
John Doe: That was such a nice gay teen couple. I gave them condoms. I think they wanted to have sex real bad.
by Raccooninabox July 02, 2006
The act of inserting ones mobile phone into the vagina and or anus in anticipation of a phone call or message. This in turn causes the phone to vibrate causing sexual arousal.
by Iceman2007 September 23, 2007
A small shitty foriegn car with funky colors and tinted windows. mostly driven by RiceBoy or Spix with his home boy in tha back seat suckin a dick for fun. With no muffler, and shiny chrome rims, and 75HP, this machine can kick out a top speed of 60MPH. If driven too fast, it may break and fall apart in the middle of the highway. Or just get blown off the road by my rocket launcher.
by SlasheR September 27, 2003
Pubg Mobile is a chinese made version of pubg, it's owned by tencent which is known for being chinese and spying on you. this bug filled shitbag is very popular in the country called georgia. it's somehow worse than the pc version of pubg.
it has the same crappy vehicle physics as the pc version that developers from pubg praise, even though it feels like you are driving a feather. also you have free aimbot and it's filled with people 11 years old to 14 years old. most people are gonna be arabic or somewhere from there, so you will never understand anyone.
it has the same crappy vehicle physics as the pc version that developers from pubg praise, even though it feels like you are driving a feather. also you have free aimbot and it's filled with people 11 years old to 14 years old. most people are gonna be arabic or somewhere from there, so you will never understand anyone.
boy: bro wanna play Pubg?
boy2: the Pubg Mobile one or the dead one?
boy: the mobile one
boy2: meh they are both shit
boy2: the Pubg Mobile one or the dead one?
boy: the mobile one
boy2: meh they are both shit
by Agenius2.0 October 04, 2020
An American made truck/SUV usually with more rust than metal and still manages to somehow stay on the road. This truck is also usually driven by a white overweight male who hates anything foreign including Mexicans, Blacks, anything Japanese on the road. Items found in the trunk include rope, unidentifiable stains, some type of firearm, and occasionally a bag of lime.
The lyncher mobile is much every Ranger, S10, Bronco, F-150, Surbaban, Dakota, that fits that description. Its owners are pretty much always like this:
Jimbob: Just done got me a new Bronco with only sven inches a rust on er. Better go break er' in...
Jemedia: Well wer best ta go git them colored fokes befores them find out wha we got an trys to steal it!
Jimbob: Just done got me a new Bronco with only sven inches a rust on er. Better go break er' in...
Jemedia: Well wer best ta go git them colored fokes befores them find out wha we got an trys to steal it!
by this guy over here August 08, 2007