Mistress

A woman who enjoys having control over a guy ( who might have a gf or wife) and dominating him. Domination could include humiliation and physical discipline or it could be based on positive feedback. It is also usually assumed that the men should submit all of his paycheques to his mistress and she will decide if he can have a part of it for himself or his wife

Mistress: good boy now send me all of your paycheque.

Man: can I have some to pay for my wife birthday

Mistress: Okay You can have 5$ for yourself. Send the rest now and I will let you touch me

by LexicalBoomer November 2, 2021

Sporadic Minstrels

Ultimate's not good enough. We're talking, ultra-splendiferic conceptualization of Charles Sheen taking large stamps on small biscuits.

Sam: Hey Sam, Sporadic Minstrels are the Don Mecca.
Sam: You don't say?
Sam: I do say!
Sam: How do you say, Samuel?
Samuel: I don't say, how do you say, Samantha?
Samantha: I say.
Sam: Charles Sheen!?

by G-Funky April 7, 2007

minstroll

Minstroll comes from the words minstrel an troll. Over at digitalpoint forums it is common knowledge that when minstrel says something it will be just another troll so we call it a minstroll.

Damn son, do you ever contribute anything noteworthy? Stop being the minstroll!

by minstrollFanBoy November 27, 2005

Bead miser

Someone who does not share thier mardi gras beads with anyone.

That guy next to me just caught a bag of beads & is not sharing them with anyone. What a bead miser!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009

Mastrubating

I know youve done it before... Fucking pervert.

I like mastrubating to porn.

by fuckingadults September 23, 2021

mastrubate

Ones gratification of gentials

He mastrubate as hardcore

by barfdidr March 3, 2014

Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

by FzlDzl February 1, 2009