Eating Breakfast On A Mirror 

Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.

John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"

Eating Breakfast On A Mirror by cows float all the time October 25, 2008

motorial mirror reflex 

(MMR for short)

When a person comes across another person head on while walking, and both try to avoid a collision and doing so yield to the same side a view times, resulting in an awkward moment for both participants.

"I walked to the station last week and i had a multi motorial mirror reflex with a chick. It took at least five takes to get passed her!"

motorial mirror reflex by Dirtyminded December 26, 2009

Laser Gun Mirror 

Similar to Rock Paper Scissors, except more real. (Why does paper beat rock :) ?)
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal

"Would you like to decide who eats the last Twinkie by playing Laser Gun Mirror?"
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'

Laser Gun Mirror by Ultimate Carnage August 14, 2019

Put a mirror under their nose 

If you think someone is dead, you put a mirror under their nose to check if their alive by seeing if the mirror fogs up or not.

Oh my! I think Frank's dead!

Put a mirror under their nose!

Oh. It's fogging up. Frank's just passed out face first from drinking too much. Silly Frank the Tank.

Put a mirror under their nose by GDSquared October 20, 2008

Me mirror 

Someone who thinks there the most beautiful person in the world!

She acts like she's so beautiful that she carries a me mirror around in her mind!

Me mirror by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

fuck mirror 

A mirror placed near or above the bed, or other area in which sexual intercourse may take place, for the purpose of observing oneself while engaged in intercourse

"I just picked up a new fuck mirror, can you help you hang it above my bed?"

fuck mirror by Rev. Lee Austin August 18, 2005

Sex Mirror

A large mirror faced towards the bed to allow you to watch yourself have sex.

"Oh bro how many shows have you watched on your sex mirror" "Who's counting?... 37."

Sex Mirror by Bholiday April 17, 2012