Blair Minimum

Is the act of getting snotty with co workers when they refuse to do your job so you can stand around and talk about conspiracy theories

Hey man have a good shift. We should catch up over a beer later.
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight

by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023

Blair minimum

The act of trying to get coworkers to do all your tasks while you stand around and talk conspiracies

Hey man have a good shift.
Thanks, I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum again

by JohnnyKo August 17, 2023

bare minimum Betty

Someone who shows up to work or other organized events and does the bare minimum all days of the week at all hours of the day.

Has no work ethic.

Bare minimum betty showed up late to work and is always trying to do the least.

by Papaslocas March 28, 2024

Bloody Minigun

When six guys insert their penises in a woman, who is on her period, at the same time and spin, shooting a load of jizz with each rotation.

Becky: “How was your weekend, Jenna?”
Jenna: “Fantastic! I let my past tinder dates do the Bloody Minigun on me!”
Becky: “No way! Jealous!

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

loft-a-minium

A new construction live/work 'loft' designed to mimic an old school style converted warehouse.

Joe said his party was at his new loft? Joe's celebrating the purchase of his new loft-a-minium.

by peter samuels December 30, 2007

Flipping burgers at minimum wage

a) gainful employment alternative to 3 things -selling drugs, working in a silly deadffice job and working in a factory

b) doing whatever it takes to pay your rent and bills that doesn't involve selling drugs

Either become a social science major and start flipping burgers at minimum wage def a) or go study a stem subject. You can also go flipping burgers at minimum wage and open a pastry shop or something 🤔

by Sexydimma October 20, 2025