Definitions by JohnnyKo

Blair minimum

The act of trying to get coworkers to do all your tasks while you stand around and talk conspiracies

Hey man have a good shift.
Thanks, I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum again

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Is the act of getting snotty with co workers when they refuse to do your job so you can stand around and talk about conspiracy theories

Hey man have a good shift. We should catch up over a beer later.
For sure! I’m just gonna do the Blair minimum tonight

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