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Being reeled into a relationship by a guy who uses charm and seems like a nice guy but in actuality is an Alcoholic/Drug addict duche bagwho will eventually beat the shit out of you along with subject you to other forms of abuse.

Usually spoiled cry baby assholes
Girl one: He seemed so nice when they were just talking and then after they got together like 3 months later he started beating the hell out of her regularly

Girl 2: aww the poor girl got Miked
by LadyRj April 12, 2011
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when you’re get screwed from both ends on one end is a man and on other is a woman that has a bigger ding dong than you!
yall thomas and misty did the getting miked
by M eanes January 15, 2023
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verb
v.
1) to use wit and charm while discussing both emotional and physically driven situations
between the male (the initial speaker in the conversation) and the female (the receiver
of such mind boggling mike-isms).
2) to be ambiguous through electronic devices with the possible goal of communicating a
message to the victim of mike-ing. (i.e. facebook statuses, away messages, blackberry
postings, etc)
"what the fuck, i was just sitting at my computer minding my own business and all of a
sudden he just MIKED me with his stupid facebook status! HOW RUDE."
by truthbitch September 20, 2009
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To date a girl who is a whore. That everyone else usually just bangs and say they were drunk when it happened.
Person 1: Theres that whore you banged last week she has a boyfriend now

Person 2: Who would date that whore.

Person 1: A Mikedee
by SteveCollardo September 26, 2006
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Used to refer to someone who has become so ridiculously cross-faded that even simple motor skills and actions required to live (ex. breathing) are a near impossible task.
Jared: Dude you were hella fucked up last night! Anthony had to carry you to your room and undress you because you couldn't even move.
Justin: Yeah dude you definitely Miked-it last night!
by jrock916 October 7, 2011
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When somebody joins your conversation without your permission.
I was talking to my friend when I got miked.
by kstanton17 October 1, 2016
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When somebody joins your conversation without your permission.
I was talking to my friend when I got miked.
by kstanton17 October 1, 2016
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