Miguel "Angie" Martínez:The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

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Miguel "Angie" Martínez:The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Miguel

an agressive dude who cant take a joke but makes them and his ex gf gets passed around the homies more than a blunt. he also is an attention whore. he is a real fake friend fuck him

hey how come that dude gets mad when i make jokes about him?- idk must be a miguel

by hishimhin October 31, 2021

Miguel Martinez Zaragoza

Niño pendejo de pene chico normalmente 3 cm cuyo función principal es chupar pitos o tener pepinos en el culo. Envidioso con todos sus amigos y odia a los pedros. Le encanta tener pito en su boca.

Ese we tiene el pene como Miguel Martinez Zaragoza

by Nosetudime November 22, 2021

pulling a miguel

When someone didn't pay attention to the conversation, and brings an old topic like it is news.

"hey guys how about the new girl at the office?"
"Sigh... Dude you're pulling a miguel, we've been talking about that for the last hour, where have you been?!"

by Voubazar January 11, 2018

MIGUEL

a guy who is not shit. he will lead you on, tell you the most sweetest shit ever, tell you he won’t go back to his ex and then go back to her.

“girl ! let me tell you about this guy that lead me on. he ain’t shit”

“is his name miguel?”

“yes !!!”

by themostperfectgirl November 18, 2023

Miguel's House

A Really damp and disgusting place.

A Pigsty.

"Clean your room, it looks like Miguel's House!"

by maszchujawdupieigochlupie February 19, 2024

Miguel

miguel is a thick black boy with probably the biggest bunda you will ever see. his farts emit radioactive waves that make all men within 30km radius attracted to his fatass bunda.

guy1: did you see that guy with a big bunda?
guy 2: yeah he was a real Miguel

by miguelissothicklikeomg November 22, 2021