a sloppy miguel

Taking a long sloppy drunken cab ride and having to the cabbie in sexual favors.

He pulled A Sloppy Miguel to get to his date last night.

by Sigarpill December 28, 2016

Miguelism

When you think you have rizz but in reality you're L rizz.

I thought I had rizz, but in reality, I did had a Miguelism.

by Friendofrizz February 5, 2022

Sacha n miguel

Two lonely kids from ISL. One of em even said the word

Sacha n miguel can go suck a dick

by Shabddd September 24, 2021

Miguel

A Mf that pulls hella bitches ain’t like mf named jovanny etc

Miguel pulls hella bad bitches

by Miguelfukedyomama November 21, 2021

Miguel

A guy who simply loves basketball, has great art skills, honestly such a charming guy, possibly Filipino? Has good grades. The most respectful and mature guy you will ever meet. If you know a guy named Miguel and he’s Filipino keep him!

“Hey is that the charming guy everyone’s been talking about?”
“Yeah, that’s Miguel!”

by Peppadapig November 25, 2021

Miguel

Miguel is your best friend. Miguel is someone who will calm you down but can make you the angriest. Miguel will play games with you at 5 am. Miguel will trust you with his life. Miguel is funny,nice, and beautiful. Miguel will call you at any time as long as you say you're free. Miguel will look away but right as you look at him he looks at you. Miguel is somehow always slightly off time with you but that makes it better.

"Miguel is a great person.

by LongRichardLong November 27, 2022

Miguel

One of the gayest Mexicans you’ll probably meet once in your life. He literally needs a cock to live each day. Be careful when you’re around them because if they see your back they’ll give you the instant back stroke. He is not a bad guy though, but may have some trouble communicating because all he wants from you is that cock.

Omg look, it’s Miguel over there. Make sure he doesn’t see us or else he will start raping us like a stupid monkey.

by Slaughterwww July 8, 2022