magger

A word used by deuschebags across America to describe a girl that you must put a porn magazine on to keep yourself aroused during sex. Ideally you put it on her back during doggy style so that she never knows, but if he is truly hideous, the front will suffice.

Words to know: gagger bagger

Deuschebag 1: "Hey man, check her out"
Dueschebag 2: "Holy Shit! What a f***ing magger. I bet she's tight as sh!t though. Noone would want a piece of that. I'd mag and tap that in a second."

by giggidy February 21, 2005

mingerola

the second degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, 'mingerola 'is a 2 - bad but not the worst.

"Stacey is a semi-conga."
"No, she's not that bad. She's a mingerola."

by SusieQ October 31, 2006

Junk Mugger

A dude who digs other dudes. You know... in that way.

M3at - I think that dude might dig other dudes. You know... in that way.
Sp3rm Doner - Yeah, he's definitely a junk mugger.

by Sp3rm Doner October 27, 2008

Minger

Someone who is ugly, fat, gross or otherwise undesirable.

Danny Gokey is a minger.

by sophiag April 20, 2009

beer mugger

beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".

The beer mugger got me again last night.

by C February 24, 2004

minger

A minger is the description of a girl who is usually more attractive than the girl who is calling her a minger.

Thus a girl saying the word "minger" is really really minging and should be left to wallow in her teenage pregnancy.

A right mingaah - don't know what he sees in her - mingaaah

by andy March 11, 2004

[minger] fingers

stubby dirty fingers found mostly on mingers and white trash

"Dave, get your minger fingers away from my pizza!"

by flavastick September 26, 2008