Mimotions

If you have mixed emotions and can't decide what you want to do.

I'm so hungry but I want to go to sleep. I have mimotions

by Captain Bruh September 12, 2015

Misotasy

Mi-saw-tah-see

NOUN

1: The hatred or dislike of things to to their popularity.

People nowadays exhibit a great deal of misotasy.

by Wordmaker53 September 5, 2016

midolob

Midolob is a man who is funny & can be very charming when he wants to. He is dark & handsome, although not at all tall. He is intelligent in many ways & a genius with computers, great at math, but kinda sucks at spelling. He can be very philosophical. He has black curly hair & warm honey golden brown eyes.He is very warm & caring. He is very family-orientated. He is a great father, a wonderful husband & anyone would be lucky to have him in their life. Women swoon at his feet, but he just steps over them because he is veryfaithful & only has eyes for his wife. He definitely has a sensitive & sentimental side. He is kind of a geek, but in a good way. He can speak several languages fluently & is very talented. One of his favorite quotes is that "the most silent creature is often the deadliest" when he feels he is being taken advantage of. He is a great singer.He can be stubborn & bull-headed but yet he is a very calm, patient, & forgiving man. He is just one of the best people anyone can know. He is very much loved by all that meet him. There is so much more to write about this man, but time & space just do not permit the continuation of many words that would be sure to come.
I love Midolob.

Computer having problems? Call Mehdi, he'll know what to do!

Woman 1: Oh my! Who is that handsome guy?!

Woman 2: Don't bother. He's married and completely faithful - believe me, I tried.

Woman 1: Why are all the good ones taken? Must be a Midolob.

by midolob February 25, 2017

midtable heaven

A term used in english football to describe a feeling of the highest satisfaction possible for a team when they are perfectly in the middle of their league table. At this point a team has no ambitions and no hope to finish into the top positions or to -qualify for european competitions. The team is also safe from being relegated which means that they do not have to take the rest of the season seriously at all as they have absolutely nothing to play for. At this stage the players are seen to 'slack off' as they enjoy the rest of the season by having nothing to play for apart from aiming for draws in their remaining games in order to maintain their midtable status.

James: Look how off the pace this Bournemouth side are. What is going on?
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!

by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018

Midto

Midto is a name given to a very special person. He has the most beautiful soul, the kindest heart and the biggest brain. He will love you with all his heart and you are blessed if you have him. There will be millions of time when you will just look at him and think ‘ how did I get so lucky.’ Well it doesn’t end there. You want to spend your whole life with this being. You would want to give all of you to him. You don’t have to fear if he is better than you cause you know he is, in so many ways which he knows not himself. And ladies and gentlemen if you have a Midto in your life, be thankful for every god damn minute you get to be his. You will fall for him in ways you don’t know yet and fasten your seat belts, cause you are gonna fall hard and deep. You always don’t get a chance to be with someone who is this perfect so yeah love him till it’s too late and don’t forget to force him to try the ‘tere naam’ hairstyle. You know he’ll do it cause he loves you so much that he doesn’t care about what shit others are going on about. His heart beats when you lay your ears on his chest as you hug will always warm your heart. And don’t forget to remind him about how much you love him.

Midto can light up your world.

It’s been a pleasure to love Midto.

Midto is my forever happy pills.

No can be Midto.

by Yourmishu November 30, 2019

Minotaurectomy

Procedure to remove a man's bullheaded virility, performed by a female, using a few choice words.

Seeing him snort and paw the ground, while angling his horns in her direction, she was planning tonight's minotaurectomy, which would preferably be non-surgical, but hey.

by Monkey's Dad January 5, 2020

Minot

The act of licking the meat and spitting on a Tiffin box (a.k.a. lunch box) so as to detract other school students from eating or sharing the Tiffin box.

I so wanted to eat doh masi (beef) but that asshole minotted his Tiffin.

by Firehawk895 October 25, 2020