mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.

I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011

Mexican Stand-Down

When two or more people are so courteous to one another, it becomes painful.

Particularly common with food at restaurants, or when opening doors for others.

"Parky, would you like this last dumpling?"
"No, please. You have it."
"Parky, I insist. Please eat it."
"I couldn't possibly take that last dumpling. Please, it's yours..."
Ad nauseam.
WAITER: "Welp! It looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican Stand-Down!"

by Woofington Von Barkshire October 17, 2017

Mexican

What, you expect me to be racist? I don't know anything about Mexico

"I am a Mexican"

"Why"

"Did you just fucking ask why I'm Mexican?"

by DiamondGamer9 January 8, 2021

big mexican woman

Big Mexican Woman (BMW)
Is the beautiful vehicle you drive your children to school with, it is the perfect vehicle, it honks when you pull the right place, it even has a voice translator, although it only speaks in spanish, but perfect for picking up the ladies ;) if your late for work, just drive the big mexican woman and you'll get their in no time, you don't need fuel, just pack a burrito and you'll be fine
NOT OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY

OH MY MOTHER OF GREASY BACON that boy got himself one of dose big mexican womans, damn girl they be expensive, lets check him out

by The Fucking Government June 2, 2015

Mexican Tornado

Chasing a shot of Tequila with a hit of weed, resulting in spinning around and knocking things over while saying "Ay yay yay!"

I was so messed up after that Mexican Tornado I threw up on everything I knocked over.

by gotomattex April 21, 2010

MEXICAN SUNRISE

WHILE SLEEPING AND WANTING TO WAKE UP YOUR PARTNER, YOU QUICKLY FIRE A FINGER INTO YOUR PARTNERS ANUS CAUSING THEM TO BECOME STARTLED CAUSING THEM TO TURN TOWARDS YOU, AT THIS POINT YOU QUICKLY DRAG YOUR FINGER ACROSS THERE UPPER LIP, YELLING OUT AN OLE.

THIS MORNING MY BOYFRIEND REFUSED TO GET UP SO I QUICKLY GAVE HIM A MEXICAN SUNRISE, SURPRISNGLY HE LIKED IT AND PRETENDED TO FALL ASLEEP AGAIN.

by ELIZABETH CONTORSHA NICOLE RAM March 20, 2011

Mexican Kitchen

The act of licking and/or tonguing a woman's butt hole from behind.

All of us admitted that we had at one time or another eaten at the Mexican Kitchen.

by Giuseppe Contadore May 16, 2011