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Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah

(Mer-ee nu-soul-giv-ing-kwan-za-ka)

What you say to People when you don't want to be PC, but at the same time you want to be inclusive.
Example:

Merry newsolgivingkwanzakah my maybe religious friend.
by JoTheGayUnicorn June 13, 2017
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Merry Christmas

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.
I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).
by juwdan December 27, 2023
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Merri

The spelling of her name says it all—unique. Her smile and candor lights up a room instantly. People gravitate to her due to her warmth, masterful planning, wit, and beauty. She may be a bit obsessed with Friends and cheesy Hallmark movies, but makes the best pasta and partner around. A queen, goddess, and essential to any party.
Elizabeth Taylor petitioned to change her first name to “Merri”.
Do you have something in your front pocket, or did looking at Merri do that?
by Kermithefroggggggyayyyy November 23, 2021
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A merry mojzis

During Christmas, you find yourself under a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the other gender. You ejaculate on the same sex partner, and rub your dick on a pinecone.
Dude its Christmas eve, but I can't wait to have a merry Mojzis tomorrow
by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025
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merry cloitus

An annual occasion of consensual coital carnage amongst the clown folk.
by JakeofSaltLake December 20, 2021
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korean merry-go-round

The gathering of men (usually around 6 or more) where one individual is laid face down, double cheek up, on the ground pants-less. Another man inserts his penis into the anus of the prone man and then is spun around like a merry-go-round, using his penis as the fulcrum.

The spin cycle doesn't complete until all men of ejaculated.

Safewords are casually used as the spinning man will be in immense penile pain..
Hey dudes, wanna go out back and have ourselves an old fashioned korean merry-go-round?
by SlightRacism April 6, 2020
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merry widow

1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.
1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.

B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!

2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.
by tankthongg September 27, 2008
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