would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008

Italian war medal

A stain from spilled Italian food on one's clothing.

Don't insult him by saying that Italian war medal must be Ragu. The meal was personally made for him by Giada.

by North Central Johnny October 8, 2009

melakos

a person who satisfies themselves by baiting things out; a rare species that prides itself on its ability to be bait, where any secret, conversation, or situation is never safe because at any moment this empty creature will make all the facts known with no regard for secrecy or privacy.

originating from the ancient greek word, malaka, which is an empty ahole

"The surprise birthday we planned for Steve fell apart because she's a melakos and now he knows all the details!"

"I tried to lie and say I wasn't available but then Ellen pulled a melakos and now I have to go in to work"

by boxster699 March 31, 2010

medal of branor

When you take a hit for a bro ranging from jumping on a grenade to kicking drunk people out of his house.

We deserve a medal of branor for keeping that supposed friend from trying to bang your sister.

by Sketch Ryan March 13, 2011

Medana Kanta

Rustic way of referring to a man's penis. But it originally was developed to describe a penis which is extremely narrow , lacks admirable girth but still has considerable length. It is said these dicks feel like a finger when they enter. Men with penis like these are often despised by women and sex with them is really displeasing. Their relationships last only till the first sex.

Nanda never had a stable relationship owing to the medana kanta of a dick he had.

by GobindaMadhaba69 January 2, 2019

Melakhi

Melakhi loves to known loves to be heard ain't scared of no one and will fight you for anything loves to be in somebody's bond will confront you on sight

Melakhi will fight but as a good heart

by Can't talk April 28, 2019

Gold Medal head

In honor of the 08 Olympics, it is a phrase to an outstanding oral performance.

That chick I dated last night was a bit of a butterface but she sure gives gold medal head!

by VictorFerrari October 15, 2008