The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.
We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.
by Alex December 15, 2003
Get the McDonaldsmug. a place where the burgers look like big turds, and where you find bugs in your food and people spit in the chilli! And then our parents and teachers complain how aweful the food there is...and then that night, you see them there, eating those turds!!!
this is a true story of a girl(she wrote it):
My burger was overcooked and cold so i put it in the microwave and the microwave blew up!!!
My burger was overcooked and cold so i put it in the microwave and the microwave blew up!!!
by Des July 14, 2003
Get the McDonaldsmug. 
"I'm lovin' it"???? F*ck off am I lovin' it! You go in there feeling like having the "Pound Saver" menu because you're hungry and also...ahem...cheap. What happens after you've had the double bacon cheeseburger full of gurkins? Well you go home...and have another one because it didn't make you feel full in the first place!
Thanks Justin Timberlake for giving this restaurant franchise a s*it catchphrase! You arrogant double bacon cheeseburger pig!
by LollyLushandChadChequin March 17, 2004
Get the McDonaldsmug. Good food, good friends, lots of fun, Great place to work. It is not our fault if you gain weight from eating our food....YOU ORDERED IT
by A Current Employee March 9, 2004
Get the mcdonaldsmug. by pantherx May 29, 2003
Get the McDonaldsmug. by jacqueline February 23, 2004
Get the McDonaldsmug.