mattyland

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.

That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

Mattyish

Retarded nonce

Mattyish is a retarded nonce

by Mattyish February 14, 2019

matyna

A smart, trust worthy friend. Who's super funny and can make everyone laugh whether it's dark humor or normal humor. She spills some good tea bitch. She gets a long with just about everyone but don't ever cross her because she will fuck you up.

Matyna: "I just shit a little when I sneezed."

by WhatsTheTea March 6, 2019

matyus

One cool motherfucker

Those boys are the Matyus boys

by Asffhjklugvhfcvbjtv March 30, 2019

Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."

Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"

by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019

MATTYSPURS

Normally a Xbox player, with no friends and a love for a certain women or man, he normally has a really small cock and is very unsociable, on the other hand he loves a cold cider

Your such a mattyspurs

by Johnny becrat April 12, 2020

Matty's Server

Dead Server in discord.

OMG!!! THIS DEAD SERVER CALLED Matty's Server IS AMAZING, HERES THE LINK!!!! {Insert Discord Invite Link}

by ABCEDEDEDEDE May 18, 2020