mathiassa

if you get mathiassa you cant shit nor have doggy the next week.
if you fail this you have to drink your mates cum

wow, you just got mathiassa, this means you cant have doggy nor take a shit

girl 1: whats wrong with my boyfriend, last night he refused to have doggy
girl 2: oh i know, he just got mathiassa

by 69mommmmmm May 18, 2022

Mathias Capou

Mathias Capou is a name with french origins that began in the region of Bordeaux, France its a name typically allocated to males. Sometimes Mathias Capou can be confused with Mathias Caputa. Mathias Capou's tend to like romance manga

and love gaming

Person1 : have you seen Mathias Capou
Person2: yes he is a baguette

by HypperAstro November 5, 2022

mathia

A girl a lot of guys will like but turns out to be a bitch in the end she is usually forgotten about over time thats a Mathia

Mathia pretends to like but will talk about u behind their back.

by Noahthebestatsoccer January 14, 2014

Mattharmon

Mattharmon(n.): 1. a bad-ass or a rebel; one who does not abide by the rules 2. a pimp

Mattharmon(adj.): 1. bold and/or outrageous

1. He is so good with the ladies that after only a few minutes of casual conversation, they immediately fuck right then and there. He is such a mattharmon.

2. Can you believe that he just made-out with three different girls in the hallway in the past 3 minutes? I could never do anything as mattharmon as that!

by Team owner of the Assistant Athletic Directors July 16, 2008

saggy matthias

A certain person we know by many....lykd by few, with a certain pair of breasts with a sagging tendeny that'd whiplash any grandma

Wow, that girl is really hott...*girl turns round*....fucking hell, she's got tits on her lyk a saggy matthias!

by John April 14, 2005

Matthias

Matthias is generally an absolute asshole that thinks that they are better than everybody which makes him a needy bitch. Who is most likely to be gay. And dress like a girl.

Girl; Did you see Matthias yesterday?
Boy; No, all I heard is that he was crying over himself again..

by BobIsWeird May 4, 2018

mattia polibio

mattia polibio is the most sexiest italian on all tiktok, mostly know for looking like the dinosaur from the good dinosaur movie or ferb, acting gay asf and having the hottest friend group ever, or by being a toxic, racist homophobic, who doesn't give a shit about his actions, and denys everything bad he has ever said. But either way, manz will literally leave you with no words and you would automatically fall in love.

mattia polibio: n***a
*denies he ever side that*

fans: HE IS ONLY 16, also he looks like the good dino

by mattia polibio April 13, 2020