Mataya

Mataya is the sexiest person. and the thiccest. and the gayest. only real people met a mataya.

mataya is awesome. everything about her.

by coolerthanyou02 April 24, 2019

The Naked Matador

A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.

Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.

by Homothug45 October 27, 2011

matayo

The name matayo mean you have a bigg ass dick

"Damn I wish my dick was big like matayo

by Flip daddy December 28, 2020

mataya

some crazy ho you don't want to piss off. Mataya got demons! She be bustin' balls and taking names all fucking day! Synchro swimmer and shit as well. bitch aint basic

"Mataya! God damn you bad as hell!"

by Drowe December 8, 2014

Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.

Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)

by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014

matar

Matar known for having an amazing bod like omigosh did you see that matar and his hot bod

Have you seen matar booty today it's so sizzling hot

by matar January 1, 2014

acuna matata

it means no worrys, for the rest of your days.

person A: "i am really sorry man!"

Person B: "acuna matata bitch"

by Kaydefoo February 18, 2009