When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
Get the Maryland Cock Suckermug. A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.
by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025
Get the Maryland Haymakermug. the worst fucking shithole in the planet. its no wonder 10% of suicides in america are people from maryland
Bill: im thinking of killing myself
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead
by lack toes and toddler ants March 3, 2024
Get the Marylandmug. Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024
Get the Maryland goodbyemug. A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer May 24, 2018
Get the Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen)mug. Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Maryland
Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Maryland
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Behemoth And Atelier Is Bethesda, Marylandmug. Person from Baltimore: I’m from Baltimore, we don’t claim Maryland.
People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.
People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.
Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.
People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.
People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.
People from Columbia, Glen Burnie, Towson: We’re not from Maryland either, we from Baltimore, you got to believe us. Please, I beg you.
People from Montgomery County: I’m from DC. Y’know, Downtown SIlver Spring.
Person from PG County: I’m from Simple City, Southeast DC. I moved out when I was 38 days old.
People from rural Eastern Shore, Southern Maryland and Western Maryland: Southern Dixie Pride. Proud Confederate, the South shall rise again.
People from Annapolis: I’m from the Chesapeake Bay Area.
by Murylandhon May 8, 2022
Get the Marylandmug.