maruui.com

Person who mainly posts genshin impact content. She simps and mains childe

You guys heard maruui.com posted a new story on tik tok!

by Pizzahutbro April 28, 2022

Markiplier

A annoying, unattractive YouTuber who has no talent what so ever. One who claims he doesn't target children but is obvious bullshit. Emo girls who listen to 21 One Pilots and K-pop usually masturbate to them because no man would ever date them not even Mark hinself.

Fangirl: I want Markiplier to do chain me up in his basement and fuck me with a broom
Normal person: I want that but with Morgan Freeman

by Mr.MeowMan May 21, 2018

Markism

A religion surrounding (the almighty) Mark Payne

Are you a member of markism?

by thelostlibertine May 9, 2006

Markishnish

1. can be a dick, has a dick, is a dick
2. guy who can be ridiculously funny, in a non funny way
3. good friend, even though he is a dick!

stop being sucha markish!

by katie xoxo December 13, 2004

markit

Sad lonely little boy, with nothing better to do than take the mick out out of people in a truly geekish way. On adult orientated websites. Other words with a similar meaning include, but are not limited to :-

looser, nob jockey, gimp, and geek.

Just check any adult orientated messageboard. He's almost certain to be on it. And read one of his posts.

by The bastard son of Tommy Cooper January 14, 2005

Markiplier

A really funny 30-year-old gamer who acts like an obnoxious 17-year-old... and somehow has a 20 million dollar net worth. (good for him)

Markiplier's last upload was funny, go check it out.

by an idiot defines... March 9, 2019

Markism

The greatest religion on Earth. You seem surprised, but how can the only religion where the God actually existed be judged as being bad? Whatsmore, the God and Devil are good friends, and go drinking together frequently. Only in a World this shitty can the most evil and most good benevolent beings be bosom pals. In fact, I am informed they are more than just good friends.... Sign up today!

Markism: God and the Devil looked into each others eyes. They could both tell the other wanted them, but both were to afraid to make the first move. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, the Devil leaned in....
Moral: Homosexuality and religion can successfully coexist.

by Chilly in Havana May 25, 2006