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Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
by PtriC April 16, 2020
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Mario and Rod on FSN Detroit

Mario and Rod are the single best TV broadcasting team in all of sports. Their knowledge of the game is unrivaled and they have the uncanny ability to lift the spirits of their audience when the Tigers are struggling. Mario and Rod have a vast following all over the USA especially in Comerica Park where their names and/or faces can be found on either of the following: signs, bare male chests, etc.

some common words/phrases used by both talented broadcasters:

Mario: "It's a great night for baseball good evening I'm Mario Impemba alongside Rod Allen...," "He's hitting at a .324 clip," "check it..."

Rod: "without question," "absolutely stellar," "in that regard," "bad self," "fresh fade"

and many, many more
After a long day at the office, I caught the late game with Mario and Rod on FSN Detroit.
by MD2B September 7, 2007
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MARIO'S TUNNEL OF A DOOM

The place you go to when you piss off Mario's floating head.
OOOH, MARIO'S TUNNEL OF A DOOM! VERY SCARY!
by Someone of non-imporance August 31, 2013
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donny and marie

a brother and sister with an incestuous relationship
That guy and his sister act very strangely when they are together. I think they are Donny and Marie.
by Jefgg March 14, 2014
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Drama Mafia

A group of friends who at all times are at odds with another person, group or even with eachother. This group functions best while in a dispute.

All conflicts that draw this groups attention are of a trivial nature. Any problem of a serious nature pushes them into a quiet confusion.

A true reason to dislike or hate someone is like Christmas to these people.
Slutty McGillicuddy was at the party and the Drama Mafia was all over her!
by SplashGordan January 24, 2010
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dirty mariya

a mariya is commonly really sweet and kind, but a DIRTY mariya likes to simp over everyone especially her friends.
bianca: *says anything*
a dirty mariya: simps over her

medha: MY PUSSY TASTES LIKE PEPSI COLA
by momror April 15, 2020
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