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Marco

One of the greasiest most Italian men you'll ever meet. He really enjoys his giuseppe pizza and consumes it just like he consumes the souls of the dead. His hobbies include necromancy often followed by necrophilia. He has long slick shining strands of hair that you could wax a car with. Overall disgusting man.
Marco? Why did you put a swastika on my car???
by #1 Marco Fan October 22, 2018
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Marco

He’s a bitch.

Usually pretty tall and generally pretty funny, but when it comes down to doing hard work he’s a bitch.
“Hey do you know that guy over there?”

“Yeah that’s Marco and he’s a bitch
by Schnitkicker October 27, 2017
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Marco

n. (1) One who is 'directionally' challenged
"He can't seem to follow directions on google map again. Poor guy is being Marco again."
by anrien August 17, 2016
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Marco

A fat ass Big Mac eater and whopper Big Mac fat self
Marcos love his Big Macs
by Big Macs March 14, 2017
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Marco

A. Fake, phone, poser, a wolf. In sheep clothing, narcissistic, pretentious low life loser, a man who lies about everything,
My bad I believed marco
by RopeSloper June 16, 2018
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Marco

Omg that’s que is a marco”
by X - Babe - X October 18, 2018
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Marco

Fat, bald, broke, bachelor who is over 60, but still thinks he can date 18 year old girls, because that is what is legal. He supports women's rights because he thinks women's rights means their rights to free sex. He is narcissistic to the bone. And a bore.
Marco, that fat, bald ass, megalomanic? Yeah, he is a narcissistic dick!
by wife of a shlong October 21, 2020
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